Not from Baltimore is a two man sketch group named after an adverb, a preposition, and a city.

"Not From Baltimore offer a terse half hour of comic oddities
straight out of left field."
-TimeOut Chicago, May 2009

"...out-of-the-box, 'DuChamp does surrealistic anti-sketch comedy'"
-Don Hall, May 2009

"...a brilliant duo with a fluctuating 'straight man/wacky guy' relationship"
-Centerstage Chicago, June 2009

"There's much to like in Rob Nastoff and Bryan Applegate's brief but endearing new show."
-TimeOut Chicago, June 2009

Rob Nastoff was the Archduke of the Midwestern United States, and a controversial member of the Nastoff dynasty. Known for his audacity and uncompromising decisions, Nastoff rose to prominence during a certain time period. Unsatisfied with the Midwest's moutainous terrain and lush landscape, Nastoff made the bold and controversial decision to have it flattened. The extensive operation cost millions of dollars, and took 45 years to complete. Many Midwesterners responded negatively, saying "That guy is such a Duke" or simply calling him a "Dukehead." This single project, now celebrated by millions, cemented his place in Midwestern History, and a solid gold, diamond encrusted statue filled with pudding now stands in Millennium Park in Chicago, Illinois.

Bryan Applegate grew up starting his day wading in the banks of the mighty Mississippi. In the afternoon he was a tour guide for the Alamo. As night rolled around he hiked the Smoky Mountains. He befriended the bears that inhabited the mountains and sometimes they even joined him for hikes along the Golden Gate Bridge. That fickle Cleveland weather sometimes forced Bryan indoors where he would spend time instructing children on the importance of fire safety at the Epcot Center in Disneyworld. While sleeping Bryan would Cincinnati. He has learned to deal with irritable bowel syndrome but occansionally he will Texas in his pants. Thats why he always carries a Seattle with him for such occasions. Bryan would like to Lake Tahoe everyone that has supported him along the way. Massachusetts.